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This is What Jet Lag Looks Like

A little self deprecating humor never killed anyone, right?  I REALLY want to write something, but my jet lagged brain won’t allow it.  So instead, I’m going to show exhibits A-C, illustrating why.

It’s 10 am.  Day 2.  I feel like I closed a bar down last night.  Except that I very much didn’t.  And I just took the toaster cover off, ready to put the blender container on it.   This is how well I adapt when flying over 16 time zones.  NOT well at all.

This lady needs to slow travel her way around the globe.  Screw 12 hour flights.  It’s only freight ships from here on out.
EXHIBIT (A):

PLEASE NOTE:
1) Large pimple below left side of mouth.
2) Glossy eyes (that are quite bloodshot if you get a good view).  Right eye appears much smaller than normal (though, in truth, it’s always a little jacked).
3) Hair – fresh out of river bun, thrown up almost 24 hours ago.  So no, I haven’t showered.  And I’m planning on wearing the same thing I wore yesterday.
EXHIBIT (B):

Yes, this look pretty clearly defines what my insides feel like.
And finally, EXHIBIT (C):

Just in case EXHIBIT (A) didn’t sufficiently show the size of the pimple.

I’m also trying to write a post about hip hippies, so please do me a favor, and stay tuned.

…until further notice.

Oh, and hey, on a positive note, my website is also jet lagged apparently and has javascript errors (no, I have NO clue what that means) up the whazoo… so you might not even be able to see the EXHIBITS.  Which would really be a shame.

You Know Things Are Out of Whack When…

1. Your 2 year old wakes up asking for “gumbos” – fruit snacks.

2. The standard for healthy kid food has been reduced to fortified flours.

3. Your still nursing child, after being night weaned for 9 months, starts waking up wanting to nurse, AGAIN.

4. Cartoon Network becomes an acceptable form of television.

5. You drink coffee until a reasonable hour comes for a glass of wine.

6. It takes almost 5 hours to finish a mini-load of laundry.

7. Your normally neurotic self has become entirely apathetic towards the disaster around you.

8. You’ve been fighting the same cold for almost 2 weeks, and haven’t yet lost… or won.

9. Going to the mall is actually a chosen destination.

and on a not-so-personal note…

10. It’s illegal to bring more than one can of INFANT FORMULA across a border due to shortages caused by demand from citizens on the other side (because formula made in their own country is not trusted).  2 YEARS IN PRISON, for wanting to buy your baby formula that you trust won’t kill them.

Yea, life is a little out of whack at the moment.  WELCOME TO TRANSITIONVILLE, population 4.